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Post by tcb on Feb 2, 2004 18:00:21 GMT -5
Did you hear about the Texas teacher who was helping one of her kindergarten students put on his cowboy boots?
He asked for help, and with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still didn't want to go on. Finally, by time the second boot was on, she had worked up a sweat.
So she almost cried when the little boy said, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."
She looked, and sure enough, they were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off than it was putting them on. But she managed to keep her cool as, together, they worked to get the boots back on, this time onto the right feet.
He then announced, "These aren't my boots." She bit her tongue, rather than get right in his face and scream, "Why didn't you say so?" like she wanted to.
So, once again, she struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots off his little feet. They had no sooner gotten the boots off when he said, "They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em." Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry. But she mustered up what grace and courage she had left to, again, wrestle the boots onto his little feet. When they had finally finished, and she was helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?" He said, "I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots." Her trial starts next month.
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Post by mike on Feb 2, 2004 22:58:04 GMT -5
;D..... ..... .... .... .... ..... ...... go figure."it happens"...mike.
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Post by eraylsteel on Mar 3, 2004 15:53:25 GMT -5
Curious! lol - Was that teacher by any chance, say a blonde? I have witnessed other people having experiences simular to that, just not as extensive.
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Post by WallabyTed on Mar 6, 2004 17:18:53 GMT -5
That kid's got class. Went to a weddin' last night. Stuffed cotton wool in the toes of my boots too, so they wouldn't get flattened if they got stomped on, on the dance floor.
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